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Americans never cease to amaze me, as we seem to make a holiday or observance for just about everything and anything. Here is a unique list of observances and holidays that I would be willing to bet you never have heard of most of them:

Alcohol Awareness Month
Amateur Radio Month
Autism Awareness Month
Cancer Control Month
Celebrate Diversity Month
Couple Appreciation Month
Emotional Overeating Awareness Month
Financial Literacy Month
Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month

Think you have what it takes to make the 2nd series of “My Big Redneck Wedding”? Unfortunately, my fiance’ and I cannot make it, as she is pregnant, but if you think you can, feel free to contact Brittany over at Pink Sneakers. Here is the full info:

“My Big Redneck Wedding”

NOW CASTING!

CMT is currently casting for season 2 of the hit series “My Big Redneck Wedding”. This show will document the planning and preparation it takes to pull off a truly fun, down-to-earth, redneck nuptial. From denim wedding dresses, to camouflage tuxedos, shotgun salutes, and arriving at the reception on an ATV–anything goes, as long as it’s rowdy and redneck!

We are currently looking for couples who:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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Friends don’t let friends take home ugly women.
Men’s restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham,

If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,
then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men’s restroom House of Representatives,
Washington DC

Looking for something funny to send to your friends and family for the Christmas? Here is something pretty cool from Office Max. The handsome guy doing the dance is yours truly ;0). Enjoy:

http://www.scroogeyourself.com/?id=1313073064
 

“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”

By Niels Bohr

The world is full of willing people… some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Robert Frost